A few things you should know.

NBN is growing.

We're gaining readership and we're slowly getting more clicks than Halliburton's getting contracts. We're growing the old-fashioned way; with hard work, smarts and absolutely zero payments to government officials. Oh wait, maybe graft is old-fashioned. Anyway you get the drift, we're new-fashioned, old-fashioned, a little bit country and little bit rock-n-roll.

We're independent!

In case that wasn't obvious you should see a doctor, or at least change brands of coffee. We only accept advertising that we believe is truthful and from companies that aren't trying to get rich on the backs of working stiffs like us. Or if they are, we want to see that they're giving something back to the community.

Editorial content is separate from advertising.

If you see something in both places, its based on mutual admiration not pay to play. Probably an advertiser thinks we're smart, funny and a place that they want to be seen. If you see that we've written about your company, in an other than disparaging way, that means we think you're cool, too.

Contact us and let's make a deal.

If we like your company we might even barter. You know like maybe chips for clicks. Lotion for page views. Or even better, the good old declining U.S. dollar.

Get the ball rolling now!

Contact Matt Levine and get the ball rolling now before we get more expensive than premium unleaded.